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A new product21:24 Jan 23 2013
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I am inventing a new product called Asshole Away. It is a combination taser/molecular disintegrator that you can arm yourself with. When someone is being an asshole, you simply aim Asshole Away at them and poof! They are gone in a painful cloud of shrieks and noxious odors.
I think I will be a millionaire.
Daily terminology
00:46 Jan 23 2013
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Google Girlfriend....
An imaginary girlfriend whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.
Example:
LOSER: Hey guys look at my girlfriend!
Friend: Cool! shes good looking where is she from?
LOSER: Google
Friend: Aww, man! You are such a loser; she's a fucking google girlfriend
Variation
VR Girlfriend
An imaginary girlfriend whom one would brag about to his friends and show them her VR account.
Example:
LOSER: Hey guys I have a new girlfriend!
Friend: Cool! Where did you meet her?
LOSER: Vampire Rave
Friend: Have you ever met her in person?
LOSER: Nope, but we Skype.
Friend: Dude, you are such a loser; she's just a VR girlfriend
Word of the day19:04 Jan 21 2013
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Douchebag
The term "douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.
Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.
He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.
He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.
To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
A-list ego; D-list status.
Related word:
Douchebaggery
The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:
- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"
See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.
At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.
Additional related words and phrases:
Phrase: He sure is paddling the douche canoe today.
Phrase: That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking douche nozzle.
Douche nickel:
A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."
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COMMENTS
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slipknotbabe356
21:27 Jan 23 2013
This would be handy! lol
Theodora
22:23 Jan 23 2013
I need one for each hand....
LordFangor
23:04 Jan 23 2013
It would be more famous than Gatorade
RedQueen
00:33 Jan 31 2013
That going to come in the industrial size can? Cause you know around here, one shot would NEVER be enough....